June 2012
charismagic: Prometheus In 5 Minutes Or Less →
charismagic:
SPOILER ALERT: This film kind of sucks.
EXT. Earth. A long time ago.
ALBINO DR. MANHATTAN: *drinks some poison, collapses into piles of DNA, is the cause of all life on Earth*
AUDIENCE: Wow, we’re really hitting the ground running here…
INT. Cave. 2091.
NOOMI RAPACE: I have discovered these…
ohno-polio:
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
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